Ill Give you the Finger

According to a cnn article today, CNN reportedly refused to give the finger back to the young man who accidently had it cut off in the mixer used to prepare the customers soft serve. Why did he not get it back, evidently he is keeping it for evidence in his, I am sure, $500 billion lawsuit. The customer was quoted as walking out of the store with the finger tip saying he would calling TV stations and his attorney.

Not even considering the fact this young 23 year-old could have had the finger re-attached. No this stupid lowlife jackass is more concerned about getting his just desserts, cash, and a lot of it.

According to the customers attorney, he is great distress over the incident. Oh get the f*** over it. Did you sue mother earth for eating her dirt when you were a kid, or Elmers for all the paste you ate in kindergarden. Your selfishness and greed have caused this kid to go through life w/o half his finger so you can make a quick buck you bloody half-breed.

Keep one thing in mind, jackass, what goes around comes around, and when you need something from somebody, somewhere, somehow, somewhen, I hope to God they show more compassion then you have you low life. You have truly shown you are amongnst the lowest form of life on this planet.

Have a good weekend and enjoy your fortune.